LICK DESSERT FIRST

I blew my semi-vegetarian diet at Kansas City BBQue by ordering a half plate of ribs, French fries, and cold un-toasted Texas toast. Although we are not near Texas, Kansas City, or Missouri, I enjoyed every bite and sucked the rib bones like a dog. I licked the mint toothpick for dessert but did not eat it. I'm now a depressed unfaithful parttime vegetarian. I may invent a new more positive phylem: SIMPLY NON-FRIED.